Wandering Jello

my adventures in the windy city. with the obligatory references to the best (former) roommates ever.

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Groggy

I bought an ice grinder thing at Ikea once. It came with a little 2.5”x3” manual that unfolds into a 25” long double-sided monstrosity with 18 translations of “How to Use Your Ice-Crusher.” The included translations are: English, Deutsch, Français, Nederlands, Italiano, Español, Português, Svenska, Dansk, Norsk, Suomi, Polski, Česky, Slovensky, Magyar, Русский, 中文, and 日本語.