Zach:
Emily and I are both happy to hear that you’re doing well in
Cedar Rapids, oops, I mean Chicago. Your new hobby sounds exciting and dangerous, I think I’ve heard of this “coffee” drink that you can get at specialty places called, oh, what was it again? Yeah, “Starbucks”. So glad that you keep your old roommates up to speed on all caffeine/Google related news.Too bad we found your UK replacement.
And the lack of an accent finally leads to my demise…