June 2008
9 posts
Do’s:
*must be able to stay up late, get wasted and cry about childhood
i miss astoria
Floridians as interested in apple pie as orgies
http://valleywag.com/5019572/now-we-know-thanks-to-google-floridians-as-interested-in-apple-pie-as-orgies
Interesting use of Google for the defense in a lawsuit..
Watchneed to find an escalator..
the apocolypse
So this was someone’s (jfischer) comment on a story at consumerist, but it made me laugh:
Just before “Y2K” was supposed to destroy civilization, I was asked by many of my neighbors if they should stockpile food and water as I was the local high-tech wizard, and was supposed to know all about the situation. I told them “Yes, you should!”
They asked me what specific...
paperdenim&cloth
so I bought a pair of jeans the other day for $40 on sale.. marked down from $160. I just found the tag lying around, and after actually reading it, two things stood out to me:
Under the “Construction” category of features: “Each pair individually numbered.” Since when do clothes have serial numbers? Have I just never spent enough on a pair of jeans to realize this?
Under...
5 second rule
So after meeting emily at a bar with a giant pig out front, so she could retrieve her now broken, yet still functional phone, we stopped at a store to buy beer and candy. And later on as we’re waiting on the N/W platform at times square, and I’m eating M&M’s, one of them falls on the ground and starts to roll away. So I quickly pick it up and look around, only there’s...